David Mitchell is now in Aisle 6 considering the wide choice of pasta. He appears to be headed toward the meat counter which faces on Aisles 6 through 10.
Remember the contract you agreed to upon entering the store: you may look but no touching or speaking to him. Also remember you agreed to purchase a $10 shopping coupon on behalf of the St. Emma Food Pantry.
Our friendly store associates in the blue vests are ready to help you purchase your shopping coupon which you are to deposit as you leave the store.
There is no need to crowd as the David Mitchell Food Pantry Event will continue until 7pm.
Yes, all of management enjoyed The Thousand Autumns Of Jacob De Zoet, but we are not able at this time to discuss the book. Please return for your regular shopping needs. Charles Marlin